PeeNutButtHer

thank you

Can I be put on the end of the list?

spoiler

spoiler i’m gay and my dick is small :::

Osmosis Jones

idk why but I still have this ancient tumblr poem committed to memory that goes like

"Osmosis Jones, got no bones

Hurts to pee, with my kidney stones

Grubs in the dirt, I'm an introvert

Kanye West, $300 T-shirt

Whole pussy out, dirt in my mouth

Sing a little ditty when I stroll down south

Bone removal, without approval

I found your name and address on Google"

gOOD post

wtf my tortillas have mold on them?? I have never seen tortillas go moldy, I've always eaten them quick enough for that not to happen. These were bought less than 2 weeks ago, this sucks

I made this account just the other day. I made my application in the evening and it was approved by the time I checked the next morning

I was home-schooled and imo it should be illegal. It's a terrible environment to grow up in and socially stunts people for life, please do not home school your kid(s)

I am LOSING my GODDAMN mind sitting in my apartment all day. No where will hire me so I have no money to go out and do things so I just have to sit here all day and it is driving me crazy. The only nice park is not within walking distance and I don't have the money to waste gas every day

I can't do anything to improve my life without more money. I want to work on my transition but guess what, I need monnnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyyyy for that

This shit sucks I'll do anything for a job

(CW: Suicide mention)

God being unemployable makes me want to fucking kill myself. I can't seem to get another job and even if did I couldn't hold it down for more than a couple of months. Got let go from my last one because I wasn't productive enough but I was really trying my absolute hardest, I really just work noticeably slower than most people. I can't do the work other people can, I can't do the hours other people can

I need a lot of money if I'm ever to be happy. FFS is expensive, SRS is expensive, and I don't think I want to live if I can't get those at some point in my life

I just got to really hope I can find somewhere that'll put up with me and scrape enough money together for surgery. But even then It'll be years, maybe decades, till I'm okay with existing in this body

I don't think anyone is getting the day off but that doesn't mean it's not a holiday, it's not like a federal one or anything though

I hate April Fools, I think it’s a bad holiday