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[–] 213 points 2 years ago (7 children)

SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who's had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn't surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I'm still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven't updated in a decade...aka 2 years after I entered the industry

    One of these days, I'm going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.

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    [–] 95 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    people with art degrees are horrified.

    stay in your lane, software people!

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  • [–] 91 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

    I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

    Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is why I deleted my indeed

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    You could say the bar for a tech job is high..

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