SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.
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people with art degrees are horrified.
stay in your lane, software people!
I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.
They're the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.
Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
...AND behavior = 'nice'?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.
As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.
Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.
I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.
Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder
Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?
I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?
I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.
For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.
Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.
Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.
This is why I deleted my indeed
You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
I prefer they come to me.
I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct
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