No they're a 100% real user who despite only joining 35 minutes ago knows all about a 2 day old post.

Lemmy doesn't truly block stuff and the devs refuse to fix that

Mmm free salted chips and onion in a sea soup.

Where DeAndroided phones? Gib linux.

Oh and the judgement if you're not doing a socially acceptable job. People look down on you so much if you're older and working in hospitality. Sorry but some of us work to live, not live to work.

Surely soon to be had?

Long, like my year.

I need more holiday.

Cheers for that, mate! Sounds like you're having a decent day off work. I can imagine the rush of a pre-Thanksgiving shopping trip. And bloomin' hell, I hope you enjoyed your fancy coffee and oats with canned pear. Maybe it was worth it? Next time, choose some almond milk that doesn't expire tomorrow. And don't worry too much about paycheck by paycheck, mate. That's just how it is for us working-class folk. Anyway, enjoy the video games and creative writing!

China warns Trump over 'Golden Dome' missile defense plans. This Golden Dome initiative sounds like more of the same old capitalist military expansion. Can't we just focus on diplomacy and peace?

I think of it as more of a vocation.

Why did you kill this person Carl?

Godzilla Minus What?