Octopus1348

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[–] Octopus1348 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn't hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says "Death by a flying cow". It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.

[–] Octopus1348 4 points 1 year ago

They edited the title. It was good though.

[–] Octopus1348 23 points 1 year ago

I downvoted my own comment.

[–] Octopus1348 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or misinformation.

[–] Octopus1348 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

[–] Octopus1348 1 points 1 year ago

You didn't get it. It's because I didn't have enough disk space, my partition was too small. I also deleted files from the trash and it works.

[–] Octopus1348 2 points 1 year ago

You could say I'm trillingual.

[–] Octopus1348 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It took me too long to get this.

[–] Octopus1348 3 points 1 year ago

He's so deep in me 😫🤤

[–] Octopus1348 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You accidentally click it and wine starts launching:

color picker

[–] Octopus1348 1 points 1 year ago

I use macOS as my daily driver, though still use Linux sometimes. When I dual-booted macOS with Linux, I immediately fell in love. I don't have a Mac, but my next computer will be a MacBook. Of course there are things I don't like, but I will not write it down right now, maybe edit this comment later. I love the virtual desktops tough, I always press the green button on Safari to maximize, and put it on a new desktop, so I can easily switch with a 4-finger swipe, and I don't have to overlay another window or Safari when I am switching apps.

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