Kim Jong Un's leadership delivered a speech as his military showed off a new intercontinental ballistic missile in a massive parade. Kim also held talks with Russia's Dmitry Medvedev.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

    Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
    Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Pecker! Wait, that doesn't look like a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

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    We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    2 balls! What is that. It looks just like an enormous

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I was distracted by that giant flying...

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Or alternately, a metal tube painted to look like one.

    They're almost certainly working on them, but what they put in parades doesn't necessarily say much. The vehicle itself would be legit, I guess.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Though the vehicle is either an original or cloned MAZ missile vehicle from the 60s, so not really impressive

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAZ-7310

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Well, none of those are nearly as long, as far as I can tell.

    IIRC they have kept up domestic production and development of the design to suite their needs, since those needs differ quite a bit from the Soviets.

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    Awfully lumpy for something that's supposed to fly.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Kim's asshole is almost tight enough for it

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hitler: dude, look at my 6 tire convertable!

    North Korea: hahaha pussy, look at our 22 tire missile carrier lol

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Does that even have a rocket exhaust?

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    Certainly looks long.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I guess size matters to Kim.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    And it was built in 1940, so old it doesn't even work anymore, so they parade it around to feign feign feign

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Overcompensating much?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Think about how big it would look in Trûmphs hands

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