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[–] dannym@lemmy.escapebigtech.info 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I don't want to believe this, my brain is refusing to process that statement, I have stared at that article in a state of disbelief for a minute. Surely someone can't be that stupid, right?

I have heard plenty of brain dead arguments by anti-encryption people, but this is by far the stupidest. There is no way, there is just no way that he's so.... I want to say brain dead, but that would imply that there is even a brain there for it to be dead.

Regardless of political affiliation, or even the individual's stance on encryption, surely there can't be a single person that heard that statement and didn't laugh at it, right?

Perhaps the Australian stereotype of being upside down holds some truth, considering his... utterance; he must walk on his hands and constantly get bit by snakes and attacked by drop bears on his daily commute, that's the only explanation for how someone can make such a statement

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Oh, it's no fun. And we have media concentration issues here too, so you won't get balanced or even a mention of both sides of an issue.

Australia has been the testing ground for implementing Big Brother's spying technology policies. The ones that are often tried later on in the US or UK.

Nearly all of them have passed with full support from the two major parties here. I wish everyone better luck.

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[–] dannym@lemmy.escapebigtech.info 3 points 2 years ago

In Australia, a kilogram of apples weighs two kilograms
In Australia, gravity is an opinion
In Australia, if you have three kangaroos and two koalas you have 9 wombats
In Australia, if you pay $15 for a $20 dollar meal the restaurant owes you $400
In Australia, right angles are 69 degrees
In Australia, 1 is more than 2 except when you write it on its side
In Australia, a minute is 2 seconds long, which is 24 hours out of the 6 hours in a day
In Australia, the square root of any number is "a dingo's breakfast"
In Australia, dividing by two doubles the number, as sharing is caring.
In Australia, if you travel north you'll end up south
In Australia, the shortest distance between two points is the scenic route
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In Australia, your left hand is always your right, because we don't like to leave any hand behind.
In Australia, the speed of light is adjustable depending on how bright the sun is shining.
In Australia, when you whisper, the sound travels faster than when you shout