NineMileTower

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wouldn't fuck with Travis Kelce's girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open ~~shellfish~~ human fucking skulls.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Kamala stole my ideas on the economy. She's a Marxist. She stole my ideas though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

mom was so brave

[–] [email protected] 172 points 1 week ago (17 children)

So the debate was rigged to make you look bad, but you did great at the debate? Which is it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Wait until Trump finds out she played soccer and calls her either gay or a Marxist because of it.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wiping her eyes with hundred dollar bills on her private jet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

To be fair, when you're an idiot, the concept of time is hard to comprehend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand that the roots of these holidays are religious. Even Christmas. However, I argue that the meaning and traditions of these holidays have been heavily high jacked by American culture and mean more to American culture than they do religion at this point. St. Patrick's Day? The most people can tell you about St. Patrick's day is that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. And by snakes, they meant Pagans. Who knows what the fuck Halloween means to religious people these days? Hell, without looking it up, what are its roots? I even argue that for a higher percentage of Americans, Christmas is more about presents and Santa than it is Jesus birthday.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

She could lose 10 million listeners (she won't) and still have 85 million listeners on Spotify alone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Try everything. Why the hell not? Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap, and Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrrito are the best. Baja Blast is the real deal.

Also, here comes the baby boomer diarrhea jokes. Every time Taco Bell is mentioned, it's the same joke. I don't even think it's NOT that funny, but it's just the same joke over and over.

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