The North Korean Army doesn't have trucks or trains, so they have to march across Russia on foot
NPa
joined 4 years ago
7th century Christian: "noo you have to be truthful to your mortal enemy when he wants to kill you for your faith you have to get eaten by lions for no reason"
7th century Muslim: "No"
probably thinks it was Bin Laden 
finally the last person on earth, Netanyahu breathes a sigh of relief - now he can relax. He feels the barrel of a gun press into his back. Bibi turns around - it's a second Bibi 
A second, bigger Empire has shown up to shoot down known terrorist Luke Skywalker and a squadron of illegal X-wing fighters. Reportedly the terrorist group was attempting to sabotage the newly built Tactical Defensive Moonlet (only used for defensive planetary disintegration)
- Coruscant Times
Grand Emperor Bai-Den reportedly 'very displeased' with Emperor Palpatine, urges the Empire to stop blowing up planets within 6-8 years or he'll be 'big mad'.
- Outer Rim Gazette
The Grand Emperor allocates 800 quintillion credits in military aid to Palpatine.
- Galaxy Central News Network
Survives three assassination attempts, instantly dies from working a single minimum wage shift
talking about "dark forces" or "mørke kræfter" is such a dog-whistle too. like one step removed from ranting about the islamobolshevik menace trying to undermine our glorious reich 
i love our moderate social democrats they are so cool and socialist
Ok but every single us army exercise is in fact them planning on murdering all the civilians (over there) so you can see why they project that particular boomerang back onto themselves
oh right, I think I actually watched that one a few years back. Guess my brain just decided Peterson's ideas weren't worth keeping rofl
raw shallots in uneven chunks, mushy quinoa and random asparagus (way out of season)
literally looks like tylers bullshit from the menu
seriously can't get over how poorly those shallots are cut
the CIA hit him with the slippery floor gun (it's just a bucket)