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Maury voice "Italians.... you are NOT WHITE"

crowd hollers

[-] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago

teens when they cannot play the monkey game:

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dprk-soldier he cannot be stopped dprk-soldier

[-] [email protected] 135 points 10 months ago

devout republican

american civil religion lmoa

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flattened-bernie

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Dagoth Ur's Bee Plan (www.youtube.com)
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limmy-what

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what have I gotten myself into and how can I enjoy it?

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not even mentioning twitter in the title because it's a given

lol, eat shit kidfucker ceos

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I need Biden sundowning highlights set to The Ecstasy of Gold right fucking now

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Due to a washout in Florida for the USA vs Ireland match, USA have moved on from the group stages following their upset win over previous T20 world champoins Pakistan.

Pakistan, Canada and Ireland have been eliminated from their group.

In other massive lmao news from the world cup, Sri Lanka and New Zealand are also confirmed eliminated at the group stages, and England might be about to get knocked out too michael-laugh

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The Celtics announced Tuesday that Porzingis suffered a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon in his left leg at 3:27 of the third quarter of Game 2. The injury is not related to Porzingis’ prior right calf injury that kept him out of the team’s lineup for most of the playoffs.

After consultation with numerous specialists regarding this rare injury, Porzingis’ availability for upcoming games will be determined day-to-day. He’s listed as questionable for Game 3 on the Celtics’ official injury report.

bawllin-sad

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ok i pull up (hexbear.net)
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capybara-theorist

[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

When will liberals figure out that you don't have to side with paedophiles? Like it's not legally mandated, you could just not do it

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How 2 Turn Left (www.youtube.com)
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2373023

Pronto?

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How 2 Turn Left (www.youtube.com)
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Pronto?

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/13295191

Roxanne Tickle claims she was blocked from using the Giggle for Girls app because its CEO said she was a man

Archived version: https://archive.ph/QKxpo

[-] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eject Texas from the union the day before the election.
Dumb Texan yankoids go out to vote but there's pandemonium because they're not part of America and there are no Texan electoral college votes which would have otherwise fallen to Trump.
This causes genocide Joe to clearly win the election.
Demand that Texas rejoins the union the day after the election.
When they refuse, drone strike Abbott's house directly and the state capital as you control the empire security apparatus.

Do it you fucking coward

[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago

this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material

[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

The pilot has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny if they can locate two similarly sized towers on their flight path

[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

I should no doubt shut my stupid mouth upon hilarious nonsense like this, but holy-fudgsicles, dude-- I'm as left as it gets in this country, and yet these people are 100x weirder and creepier than I ever could have imagined.

Actually, WHAT actually differentiates themselves from Repubilcans when it comes to destroying democracy, next time their pathetic chance to throw away their vote comes around?

one of you posted this. reveal yourselves. no one posted this unironically, i refuse to believe it.

[-] [email protected] 115 points 2 years ago

we are being opressed and dehumanised

my opponents are literally drug-addled undead nightmares whose brains have stopped functioning and are definitionally subhuman

[-] [email protected] 116 points 2 years ago

0 calls for genocide
0 racist slurs
0 hateful signs

doubt

[-] [email protected] 119 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

hey everyone, get a load of this nerd's edit:

Edit: Damn, there’s a lot of borderline nazis here. You can keep telling yourself that your path is righteous but it does not change the fact you are all horrible people.

I have a friend that is deep in to the alt-right conspiracy territory and the one thing that keeps him from going all out extremist is me and some other friends. At heart he is a good person that is deeply misled and troubled and that is why it is important we keep in him our circle, engage in dialogue with him and challenge his views.

bawww my fash friend is really a good person i swear (and please don't point out that i'm more similar to him than i realise)!
also i like challenging views, which is why I immediately call those who oppose fascists "literal nazis"

shut the fuck up, loser

[-] [email protected] 112 points 2 years ago

the op of that 196 thread:

First, I’m not a liberal.
Second, it’s fucking shitty that liberal politicians only really give a shit about queer people when it’s convenient. Though your version literally makes no sense because the neoliberal isn’t throwing them in a gulag like, say, Stalin did. Their inaction towards injustice is bad but you’re saying it’s as bad as perpetrating the injustice itself which is just stupid.
Third, this is a tankie-free subreddit, so fuck off.

subreddit

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