Where am I?
DeSantis is the physical and spiritual embodiment of the worst aspects of Florida.
I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".
Where am I?