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Do you have any humorous terms for when your child fouls themselves? (lemmy.world)
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I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".

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