LocalOaf

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

sadposting, relationship yearning

Terrified of personal intimacy and being vulnerable

Desperately touch starved and want to be held and lovingly cuddled for hours

catgirl-cry

this pseudo-hermit shit sucks but I'm so afraid of putting myself out there looking a relationship and don't feel up to it with where I'm at in my life right now

I want a partner to love me so bad though, I'm so lonely and have virtually zero positive human relationships irl currently

I love my cats so much but people need other people sometimes and I don't have anyone and my heart hurts

It keeps me up at night sometimes just ruminating about every relationship I've screwed up and what could've been

I can be cruel to myself sometimes but deep down I do think I'm a decent person with a lot of love to give and think there must be someone out there who'd mesh with my weirdo queer self perfectly but I have no clue how I'm ever gonna meet them with where I'm at now

Oafs need some romance sometimes too aubrey-cry-1

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Is Mark Kelly retiring, or is that the other senate seat there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

(smooches bf goodbye)

"lol, later homo"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

been burpy this week, think it's a symptom of whatever cold or flu shit I caught

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I agree

Usually if someone says that, they're implying older hard rock

Like, AC/DC is not any kind of metal (and suck ass imho)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Might want to file away some info on trains that go up into BC

Don't think it'd come to that for me, but it wouldn't hurt to know

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

grindhouse b-movie biopic

Commie Hobo Hoser: The Local Oaf Story

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I'm tired.and under the weather, best I can offer are wacky hijinks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

eepy and feelin' bad

catgirl-flop

really irritable and frustrated

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

give 'em wedgies imho

how you like those magic undies now nerds?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

ya might wanna look into that eh

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