[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

Damn right we're looking for the trough. We're hungry! feral-hog

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

Lmao this guy thinks he can dictate where the "final chance" is for other peoples' redemption

The fact that this guy hasn't been slam dunked straight into hell yet is proof nothing resembling his god exists

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

He is extremely American. He is exactly the president America deserves. He is very representative of the will of the American people.

(All derogatory)

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

You, facing the wall with a rifle to your back: maybe-later-honey "If you pull that trigger you're SO fired!"

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

Maybe I would use it if it had any fucking utility to begin with! I feel like I'm going completely insane because over like 3 years half the planet has decided that their entire lives now revolve around spinning tops. Everything has to have a spinning top integrated into it. Why do you hate spinning tops so much? Spinning tops are the future! Ok grandma ignore the spinning tops, we'll all be here spinning them without you whenever you decide to wise up and get on the spinning top train. By the way we've committed to setting fire to every tree on Earth because they're in the way of all the space we could be using for spinning tops. Also the ocean has GOT to go because that's a lot of surface area that is underwater and not occupied by spinning tops. My son is 3 years old and has never known a world in which we don't worship spinning tops. He spends at least three hours every day spinning in place in order to be more like God. We're so proud of him! We can't wait to see the spinning future he and his peers create!

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

If they run Kamala again they deserve 3000 years of Trump

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

No one cares what you're attracted to ffs be attracted to your neighbor's fucking labradoodle for all I care, just keep your fucking hands to yourself

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

What happens when you and your fellow colored wax pencil enthusiasts blow up a civilian? You just look at each other, shrug, and say "let's try to aim better next time"?

You're not familiar with just how evil these people are, I guess. The reaction is more like

"FUCK yeah bro, look at the way that slur splattered! Nice shot! We should head for that elementary school next!"

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

Stingy fucker forgot to pay his shark tax

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

Fascists doing fascist things. Somehow there are still people who support them

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

The incredible thing is that this is literally what America looks like. I think most people who haven't been to America probably imagine this is kind of a joke, like 99% of America can't possibly look like this. But it does. I could walk from my current position for around 5 minutes and take a picture that looks exactly like this.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

Can they just invent like ONE good American pls

This is getting a bit silly

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