JoMiran

"You gotta go down. There ain't no union."
-- California State Sen. Marie Alvarado-Gil, probably.

I remember when Mikey Rourke had his comeback. He talked about locking himself up in his closet with a gun to his head but not pulling the trigger because nobody would take care of his dog. It doesn't seem like much, but sometimes it is enough to get you to tomorrow.

Chronic depression survivor since 1989 here. If you are not doing well, looking for a reason to live might be way to big of an ask. Instead try finding a reason to not die. This is not wordplay or trying to be cute for the internet. Sometimes you just need an excuse, any excuse, to keep going. It is all about surviving the unbearable moment.

"fun"

He is an old, fat, ugly weirdo

Maybe don't drink shit whiskey and try a good bourbon instead?

Dumb? Maybe, but these were teens. Dumb is obligatory. Misleading headline? No.

Yes. There is also supposed to be "trigger discipline". Your finger should be kept to the side and not on the trigger until you intend to shoot.

In the US, in order to drive a scooter (like a Vespa) you need to take a basic motorcycle safety class. No such requirement exists to carry a gun.

Or your dog. Safety first!

You get handcuffed as a precaution. You do not have to be arrested. You can het handcuffed on a traffic stop if the officer decides they have cause to search your car. Etc.