Seconded on Organic Maps’ UI. So much potential. Will watch and hope it gets better.

Enrollment at the Ministry of Silly Walks has been increasing, and now you know why.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

The irony…

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

I think they’re talking about subscriptions to use features that are already on the car. Connected services like remote start as a service can eat shit.

I just shot coffee out of my nose while reading this. The thought of a cop actually showing up with the intent to SAVE A LIFE seems so far fetched that it would be ideal material for an episode of the Twilight Zone at this point. But, yeah, I suppose the official reason for deploying cops to the scene probably wouldn’t be well received if they said, “in case someone (or someone’s dog) needs to be murdered.”

Considering how many appearances he made on WWF/WWE events, he’s well aware of how this works in the wrestling ring.