you better believe thats a paddlin.

Fucking excuse me? Wtf is happening now?

Im sorry you got this. Im sorry your family got this. Stay strong💪

pbf is amazing!

I actually love this idea. Still not gonna vote for the guy, but solid idea.

All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.

Ergo: Most water is carbonated.

You aren’t gay enough to see the truth.

Dont forget, wololo is immediately followed by HI-OOOOOHH

That growth on your chest is out of control. You outta get that checked.

Be me. Finds repeating bean pattern. Must solve repeating bean mystery. Forgot why i was looking at beans. Suddenly see kanye.

I am constantly surprised by what i am unsurprised by .

I’m a stay at home dad so I’m constantly playing house and building towers so my kid can knock them down. Good stuff.