[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

I ejaculated.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I think it's pretty simple. In any given situation, don't be crap. This means you.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago

I read somewhere that a parent's job in life was to make themselves unecessary to their children.

Parent does everything for a baby, but as the child gets older a parent teaches them to do more and more stuff for themselves: getting dressed, tying shoelaces, reading, good study habits, time management, relationships, cooking, good financial practice, etc. Eventually the parent has nothing left to teach the child and is no longer necessary (though hopefully their company is still appreciated). That would be the point at which the child becomes an adult.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago

Science and medical had to rush the guy before security even joined the fight.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Also, Staffordshire oatcakes and steak and kidney pudding? Hardly ‘forgotten’!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

We have !recipes@feddit.uk but it’s pretty quiet.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They eat forks?

Tough hombres!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

Don't be crap. This means you.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk

Suck my balls.

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Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 148 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’m from a different generation, I guess. I just don’t find the bolt-on titties and filler duck-pout look at all attractive.

Edit to add: I don’t find the Bentley Bentayga at all attractive either.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 160 points 8 months ago

“Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

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Best edition for a TTRPG (upload.wikimedia.org)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world

Many years ago I ran a couple of TTRPG mashups of Warhammer 40k and Dune. The emperor was much the same as 40k, the Sardaukar were marines, the Bene Gesserit were a plot manifested by Tzeentch, the Butlerian Jihad explained the lack of computers, etc., etc. It was - if I do say so myself - pretty awesome.

Now my kids are getting into role-playing and not interested in fantasy so I'm thinking about reviving my old mashup for them.

In the old days I used the 1st ed. Rogue Trader rules which seemed like the beginnings of an awesome TTRPG before Games Workshop committed fully to selling lead, then plastic, figures for skirmish wargames.

Is there a newer version of Warhammer 40k that is still TTRPG focussed, or should I dust off my old, loose-leaf copy of 1st ed. and work from that?

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In Jamaica a steak pie will cost you £2.30. An Apple pie will cost £1.90. A chicken and mushroom pie will cost you £2.25. A cherry pie is £1.20 and a mince pie is £1.90.

In Trinidad &Tobago a steak pie will cost you £3.00. A rhubarb pie is £1.35 and a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.20...

...these are the pie rates of the Caribbean

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 137 points 10 months ago

My two main hobbies are amassing wealth and being bad at finance so it probably gets me about 500€.

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submitted 10 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/recipes@feddit.uk

That's my kitchen being demolished.

Normal service will resume, if they can put it back together again!

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/runequest_glorantha@feddit.uk

All hail Yelm the one! Thou hast risen again to bless us with thine power!

13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/communitypromo@lemmy.ca

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 137 points 2 years ago

Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive "who retains more than three people who don't obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test."

Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.

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