HertzDentalBar

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

My head cannon is this is peak America, man rents a cyber truck to goto Mexico to buy illegal fireworks because freedom, man decides he wants to express his God given right to blow shit up while drinking in the desert (hence the camp fuel) stops at casino to gamble like a proper American.

And being an American he doesn't have the education to understand flammable items shouldn't be stored in an oven.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Go suck a musk you ignorant troll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The succulent house meat is the key ingredient in a proper Chinese meal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Oh lord, I just pictured trump and Jr.

Jrs whining about how his dad doesn't love him because he's just a cuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We're just tools for some people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lol if I did that to my wife I'd probably get headbutted from her being startled awake.

I give her a kiss every time I leave for work, most of the time she's sleeping. The amount of times I've had to react fast to not get headbutted or a flail slap is in the hundreds.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Will we go Generation Cuck next?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sure when you want a lowering ceiling it's to decompress... When I want one, oh noes he's a super villain trying to crush people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That sounds like some shitty material science, or corner cutting. Probably both.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

My wife refuses to load the dishwasher because to her she "doesn't do it right" or "don't want to fight with it"

So I get OP.

I've had to teach people how to mop a floor, and how you should sweep first, it's just deer in headlights when explaining it. People just don't go outta their lane to learn new things or fix things that don't work right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

What they didn't mention is their lack of license and the high speed chase they had with the cops.

The important thing is they got the game.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Clearly a space perfectly designed for a classic Star wars cockpit arcade unit.

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