Not to mention cabbages.

They're good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

This meme makes me hear Dragula.

I've been alternating between green & lemongrass+ginseng for a couple of months.

The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

I've got no beef with the noodles, but I feel like they're all copy-pastas.

Anybody else thinking of their favorite video game where they're ridiculously OP?

As is Pennsyltucky's "Y'inz."

That description landed me on "Boomer Pete Davidson" which isn't that far off.

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

Canada Episode 3: The Revenge of the Maple

Ich habe tote Hosen in der Hitze.