Not to mention cabbages.

For the don't-anger-the-sky-daddy religions, roughly the same as having a crazy aunt who gives 10% of her shit to a psychic or Trump. I haven't experienced the be-one-with-the-universe religions being as exploitative, but I guess those wack Theravadan Wats don't pay for themselves.

Me reading the headline thinking "It can't be Tractor Supply..."

They're good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

During COVID, I remember being envious of NZ's government. Now I'm vaguely aware they were feeling left out and decided to elect their own Trump/La Pen/AfD/Sunak-style train wreck government.

The buyer is a comedian. His bid was 4-BOOBS.

This meme makes me hear Dragula.

I've been alternating between green & lemongrass+ginseng for a couple of months.

The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

I've got no beef with the noodles, but I feel like they're all copy-pastas.

Anybody else thinking of their favorite video game where they're ridiculously OP?

I know that Crowder is a right-wing shit-stirrer, and I've seen the meme a million times. Never had any idea that it was him in the picture.