I found a barrel just like that at an estate sale a few weeks ago! Part of me wanted it just because it looked cool.

If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.

According to my parents, it was I Got My Mind Set On You by George Harrison. I was a toddler and apparently loved that song.

But the first one I distinctly remember was the B-52's Love Shack.

Who needs physics when you got dakka?

If you force me to go to the bathroom outside I'm gonna use your front lawn, buddy.

What if I'm already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?

My go-to is chump, because just imagine being called a chump. How could you ever recover.

My local CVS tried a system where you get to pull a string in one room and a big bucket of water dumps onto an employee in another room, but it just wasn't the same. It was missing that personal touch you only get with a one-on-one hose down.

If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

Currently playing Wind Waker HD through Cemu.

Spongebob had an astounding three season run. I could probably even go to bat for a few of the season four episodes.

But thirteen seasons and counting? Other than handsome Squidward, I can't think of a single joke/scene that people love from an episode post-movie.

Danny Tanner hosted a morning show, right? And Uncle Joey was a comedian and Uncle Jesse had a band? I've got a hunch they wouldn't be able to afford a house in San Francisco even with all those salaries combined.