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short people rule
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My 5'5 ass: "phew"
You think we're going to be measuring?
You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped
I need proper units
Approx. 163 cm
I think they're called healthcare units
Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.
I'm in trouble!
If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?
This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.
I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.
kick a finger
I was thoroughly confused.
Kick a ginger *
Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year
Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response
throw short people against a wall and kiss me day
good thing I will not be going outside
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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