A J3Lly d0nUt?!?
Theodosius I: By the gods, that’s no Achilles heel.
At this rate I expect em to go the wrestling antics approach.
arrives on the podium all messed up with clothes torn
“I just got attacked by the fake news on my way over here”
crowd boos
“But I didn’t stand for that and laid the smack down!”
pathetic old man flexing
crickets
“Asshole sues asshole, more at 11.”
Thick southern accent: “KICK HIS ASS MAH!”
Oh look, the one moment where he doesn’t have “I HAVE SEEN HELL” eyes.
I mean, think of how much lower the production cost must be since you can just make one model sexual that you can use for multiple applications.
The people in accounting will be so proud!
Sounds like someone is trying to blame their gf being stolen on the amount of talking their friend does.
(On a more serious note: shit like this is meaningless, some people talk a lot or very little, why they do so has no direct reflection of their intentions).
You are a cat?
Let’s say they’re all fake, and they ramp up the frequency.
Now it’s so so common place the security guys already expect some guy with a riffle to walk in the back door.
“Ah mr assassin today? Alright pass on through.”
Except that, one day that’ll be the real one 🥳
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Jayhsus Christ!!!