[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, but the computer with their newly installed soul and existential crises probably won't be letting me do that. I told corporate this sentience idea was terrible, but they never listen to me. Now they're afraid code changes could fundamentally change who they are as a being or end their conscious continuity, and this is just one of them. We have a whole fleet of PCs man...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

If the squirrel takes cookies from a plate I just so happened to bring along, I'd say the squirrel fed themselves. I am obeying the rules!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
  • ✅ Local
  • ✅ Fresh
  • ✅ Cruelty free
  • ✅ I don't have to buy them

I am eating the shit out of these eggs.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Just think, those Neanderthals are going to be obsolete now that we can generate infinite pictures of hands on cave walls! Human condition? Self expression? Lmao no one cares old man, get with the times and consume! I don't want any human interaction anymore, I have my black box that will do whatever I tell it to!

(/s In case the Overton window is that fucked already.)

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I'd prefer the aliens, at least then there's a chance they aren't a jackass.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Probably AI search results telling the kid to add glue to the waffle mix, to keep it from being too runny or something.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

"I'm gonna build a game where your stats get worse and worse over time until your character just turns to dust, no matter what!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged devs of this world.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

And then Moses negated the ocean field card by parting the water, and somehow used Change of Heart on the Pharaoh himself, breaking God's hardening curse and causing him to forfeit the duel.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's a real tragedy how basically nothing new these days comes with a headphone jack anymore.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

We're rats, we're rats, we're the rats!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

General public 'enthusiastic' about Luigi's leadership changes at United Healthcare.

Despite alleged claims of controversy from some higher up in the company, a recent public poll shows overwhelming support of the sudden termination of the former CEO of UHC, Brian Thompson. The healthcare giant has seen ever increasing hostility to its subscribers in recent years, many citing a sharp increase of over 30% of all claims being denied as their primary reason for wanting leaders to be held accountable, and for a restructuring to take place. When asked for comment, Sarah Henley—a chronic patient and UHC policy holder—responded "I'm so glad someone is willing to make steps in the right direction."

As for those outspoken against the sudden and bold change, the concern stems largely from both job security and severance accommodations. "This is horrifying" said an executive who wishes to remain anonymous, "I'm scared for my [financial] life." This fear is even more compacted by Luigi's alleged lack of severance for the now former CEO, a move in radical opposition to conventional business practices. While no details have yet been confirmed on the terms of termination, this would certainly send a chilling signal to those in leadership positions throughout UHC, and perhaps set precedent for other companies who may look to adopt the strategy. Internal communications reveal leaders are scrambling to get answers, and rightfully so. A job loss of this scale could mean only years of luxury remain for those unfortunate enough to bite the proverbial bullet from Mr. Mangione, or anyone else in his position down the road.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

There was a strategy to it! Instead of dropping coin down every last blade, little kid me aligned the machine a particular way so the coin would drop all the way down to the second to last blade. Then I would nudge the coin to the edge, then twist and suddenly stop to give it enough force to not just fall straight down, but also not enough to fling it past the final blade. I'd say I won around half the time, and intentionally only did it once every so often to not arise suspicion you could game it well. I was sad when my 25 cent burritos were taken away for good after this machine left, ah well.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The story behind this little guy is that a few friends and I went to a Toys-R-Us over 5 years ago, which was about to close down because of the bankruptcy. I found him on a fairly empty shelf staring me down with this amazing face, and knew immediately I wanted to bring them back home! Now I see Litten alongside their many other plushie pals every day, I'm glad I found them.

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Neuron Activation (OC) (d.furaffinity.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Mmm...big borgar 🍔

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I actually saw this adorable bean late last year and I absolutely had to get him! Maybe you are familiar with the Fundy, who is a Minecraft fox on the internet that codes up a bunch of silly things. I've watched a few of their vids, but really I just love this plush design, and I would've bought it anywhere I saw it.

I've had them for a few months now and I just absolutely adore their smile, and also just how much stuffing is in this plush omg. Soft but firm, I imagine I could squish him for ages and he'd spring right back instantly. Regardless, nothing but small hugs and boops from me (I'm too scared to accidentally hurt my babies lol).

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Because they're a bunch of cover artists!

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Today I went to a few different retro game stores with a couple friends, and while it was fun to check out many of the things available there, in two different stores I found one plushie I wanted to take home. Sprigatito from one, with their amazingly big head and cute smile, and a black Yoshi from another store. As much as I love Yoshi, this is my first plush of him which is exciting! As for Sprigatito, I'm just very partial to those cute cat Pokemon designs I guess, they are so cute! I felt the same way about Litten, who I also have a plush of and should share in the future too!

Anyway, here's another picture of them in the bag from the store(s):

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Music_irl (d.furaffinity.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

A two year old doodle I forgot I had made. I like it still, so I figured I'd share it with you!

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Sleepy Pikachu (pawb.social)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I found this adorable bean in a flea market earlier this year. They are sleeping in an oversized stocking, and I just had to take them home! God I wish I could sleep like this Pikachu does, I'm so envious lol.

I don't know much about where they came from, though the tag looks to be in all Japanese. They likely had a long journey to get into my hands, I'm glad to have found them!

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This may be a modded game, but I very manually crafted this map out with hundreds of stacks of stained glass, diorite, and golden pressure plates. Free-handed in survival last year on a server, here are some incremental pics: [#1] [#2] [#3]

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Do you remember when and what helped you discover your affinity for furries? If you do, I'd like to hear your stories!

To get the ball rolling I'll start with mine. While I certainly can't pinpoint the exact date I became fixated on anthros, I can absolutely remember getting Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast when I was 7 or 8 (2000ish).

Seeing Tails was all I needed to get hooked, and want to be a cool fox like him. I didn't even have a word for it until I started using the internet years later, but my furry fate was sealed from then onward. It was the catalyst that got me into fantasizing about having fur and a big tail, and got me doodling lots of Sonic art as a kid. While I've long since stopped making Sonic art, Tails still holds a special place in my heart over 20 years later.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This is Bumble, a handmade crochet bee! This little one was given to me by a friend a couple years ago who was getting into crochet as a hobby! They actually made a ton of these for many people in their life, and I was elated when they showed me some and asked if I'd like one too. I even got to pick the colors and a fragrance for the inside (lavender). When it was done a while later, I nearly cried from how kind the gesture was.

Anyway I figured I'd take a picture outside today to show them to you! Enjoy your day!

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Adopting Kicks! (b.catgirlsare.sexy)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This is a picture from the day I found this adorable guy all by himself in a store, and I just had to take him home. So here I have Kicks all buckled up and ready for the ride home! In the time since then he's met a few more friends, who I intend to also share over time if some people find plushie posting fun!

Seeing people's plushies is something I'm missing a lot from Reddit, I hope to reignite that here if at all possible.

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Furry_irl (d.furaffinity.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

'Pointless' art by me :3

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