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I mean they have to hit you with just the right amount of a lot of things to make you funny, but I’d put a lot of determiners far ahead of any possible correlation to trauma

• critical/analytical thinking
• a personality that sees ‘attention’ as a reward
• strong social drive and desire to please others
• communication skills

To be more ‘funny’ than ‘suicidal,’ wouldn’t the right amount of trauma always be as little trauma as possible?

I’m in NC and one of my (voting age) coworkers heard me ranting about how republicans keep fucking everything up with evil, unamerican legislation at all levels of government and she was so surprised to hear something bad about republicans instead of democrats that she said:

“Wait, which one is which? I think democrats were.. the ones I don’t like..

What’s the difference?”

As fucking made up as this sounds I swear to god this is as close to verbatim as I can recall. The conversation started with the plastic bag ban in the outer banks that fucking supermajority cuntpublicans overturned— and how everyday republicans consistently vote to destroy the planet, only to benefit some rich cunts and the profit margins of big companies that they have zero vested interest in. It’s unreal how fucking stupid these people are.

But they’ve been pardoned so it didn’t happen! Just as Jesus did, so can trump absolve anyone of their sins.

Imagine the absolute apocalyptic shit-fit the trumpers would have if Biden pardoned a bunch of crooks and cronies like Manafort, Stone, Kushner senior etc. x 100

Pardoning a bunch of tax frauds, while RAISING taxes on common folks and cutting them massively for corporations—and their broke, inbred base cheers. So much for draining the fucking swamp. God DAMN these people are as fucking stupid as they are vile.

I mean russia could just be testing their online psyops. It’s already terrifying what they did with our 2016 election. Maybe the bedbugs thing is just a trial run before their next big campaign. It’s always disquieting to consider what havoc this kind of manipulation could wreak globally.

I’m in North Carolina and I find myself picking out vehicles and saying “DEAD” in my head if they’re designed to obliterate pedestrians and other vehicles. So many goddamn lifted trucks, so many massive flat front ends.

Just the other day I counted like 29 deads, vs 4 lives, and 9 maybes

We’re all fucked, enjoy what’s left of natural beauty because it’s all going to be gone in the blink of an eye.

Humanity gets so fucking horny over the idea of alien life, meanwhile we have absolutely amazing, surreal, awe inspiring life forms ALL OVER THE PLANET. We’re living with fascinating, alien lifeforms, and we’re just watching them all go extinct while we furiously masturbate the dick of late-stage capitalism.

For all we know these creatures are the only companions we will ever know in the universe, and we’re just crossing species off the list by the thousands each year (and rapidly accelerating).

I feel like I’m drowning in despair—it’s enough to sometimes wish I was one of the fucking countless people who are just too small-minded/ignorant/selfish to care. Just blissfully reciting talking points created by rich old men, bumping and bumbling my way through life completely oblivious to the hell we’re collectively approaching.

Jokes on you, I do both

I want to tell OP about Diogenes

Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

What if I’m too autistic to use it to express how I’m feeling?

I have one, and yes it’s adorable.

Fun fact: it’s actually reversible and the opposite (purple) side has a smile!

On mine the smile is on the blue side (exact same shade of blue as pictured above) and the grumpy face is on the red side.

Got it as a ‘stocking stuffer’ from my best friend’s mom a few christmases ago. Top marks.