This can work if you're standing in line somewhere, like the grocery store for example.

Oh no, not my portfolio! Wait, what's 20% less than 0?

It's load bearing.

Stay classy ya festering dick blister.

Since they already tried and failed they had to go back in time so they could close the loop and prevent a paradox.

The fun things about backwards time travel is that if it's ever used then it already has been.

"that guy make me feel funny inside."

The Predator was here.

Sounds like church.

Jungle juice.

This is how I feel with autonomous combat drones. I wrote those up in ~2000ish, I forget exactly when.

He already attracts unstable extremists.

I love the photo. That horn looks like it's getting a full tour of that fucker's Spanish colony.