This is how Dragonball starts
"name five women"
Silmarillion enthusiast: "Melian, LĂșthien, Galadriel, Idril, ... uh... Ungoliant?"

Points to random passing woman: -- I dub thee Meredith!
"that guy make me feel funny inside."
"Something wrong with that fellas chest!"
Hide and seek world record?
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Man, remember the characters name in the silmarillion was hard,
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
*Dafuq you tolkien about?
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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