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So no drink&fly in exit rows on Boeing planes?

It's only a mild trauma, but I couldn't sleep after Spy Kids and Monsters, Inc and was especially scared of the Robot Kids appearing in the dark for a few years.

I think this is due to me being too young to be able to catch the plot twists in the end. So those movies to me ended with no changes and the bad guys still doing well.

He wants to watch discovery channel

So they're carry-on only seats with no extra baggage?

How would one enter the petting tournament trap? Asking so I know what not to do.

Why does the fighter escort waste the space on its wings?

Why do I hear dark souls music?

Männer hocken eh nur vor der Glotze und trinken Bier ohne Ende, oder? 📺🐵🍺🤣😅 Keine Männerabteilung, weil es keine fröhlichen Familien mit denen gibt! 🤣🤣 Ich sag's euch, seit ich meinen Ex in die Wüste 🏜️ geschickt habe und mit meiner besten Freundin zusammenwohne, ist das Leben 'ne Party! 🎉💃 Lass uns weiterhin unser Ding machen, Mädels! 💪👯 Ich gönne mir jetzt erstmal nen Spritz 🍹

GaLiGrü, Jutta aus Meppen 😘

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Schnapspralinen?

No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

Sometimes the market demands blood