Fun fact: Adventists (Kellogg's religion) run the second largest system of Christian schools, behind the Catholics. It definitely won't leave you weird and sexually repressed for the rest of your life.

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

Socialism works in theory, but in practice they have not solved the problem of CIA death squads murdering their leaders and fomenting a coup.

If you were foolish enough to buy a Tesla, and too dumb to get rid of it already, make another poor decision and go to https://stealmytesla.com/ for the final solution to your problem.

There were two immigrant teenagers murdered in NYC the same day as Thompson. Nobody cared in the slightest.

BE CAREFUL. I HEARD THEY HAVE A VIRUS THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

I think 10% of people believe nearly anything. It's basically the rounding error for a survey.

Honestly, if you had asked me 10 minutes ago "Is MacOS based on Linux?" I would have gotten it wrong. But if you asked "Is MacOS based on UNIX or Linux?" I would have gotten it right.

Friendly reminder that prisons are a profitable business. There are relatively few private prisons, but companies like Sysco make a ton of money from public prisons and prisoners are leased out as slaves too.

Thank God we are cutting out this wasteful science. It will pay for half of an F-35. We're buying an extra F-35, of course, so it's a net loss, but our budget is unlimited for the military.

Woohoo, that's my boss! Explains a lot about the company.

Fun fact: we had to "return to office" last year. I had to move away from all my friends to a red state. Come to find out, there's practically nobody in the office either. All of our work is done over zoom. It was just a "quiet layoff", but I couldn't find another job in time to quit.

Leftists are so insignificant that we don't need to make any concessions to them but so powerful that they are responsible for any Democratic loss.

Didn't he say full self drive was two years away at least 5 years ago?