Dradious

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Just about every time I pass a car that got pulled over, the driver looks just like the monopoly guy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Take your meds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You can barely taste the sawdust, plus the added fiber keeps me regular

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Immunity to internet-reply-based side effects

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh fuck I didn't realize we were declaring today. I hereby declare myself king of kings, all other kings are now subject to my rule, thanks.