Apes and keyboards.

They make this noise and another raspy noise, a bit like a cat hissing, when I walk past a tree behind home with my cat. They don't seem happy about the cat being there, despite him being 21, half blind and deaf, and not even noticing them. They've even thrown acorns at us.

That's glowering, not glaring.

I have no idea what any of this means.

He always seemed a bit rapey.

Well explained, my arse. Sounded like a ranting crank, I'd wager.

Who'd believe that a car that looks like shit and has had constant problems will continue to have constant problems?

That entirely depends on whether the person holds any power over you, or if they can make choices that affect you.

Seems to be about memes and porn where I'm sitting.

I reckon the Mercator projection has lied to you.

The sign is on land, so it's correct.