Imagine the pressure

How many cocks are you washing for comparison?

The sped up video where you see him not move at all for ages is quite unnerving.

I mean, if you buy flat pack stuff, that's what you get. You can still buy quality bespoke furniture made by skilled people.

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

They're flimsy these days. The valleys between the Alps are much wider and the base is thin. Back in my day they were much more dense and tightly packed.

Take your botched tiny penis and fuck away off, you unlovable wretch.

Isolationist idiot.

Dunno if it's still popular as it's about 20 years old, but S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chornobyl. Best experience I ever had in a game. Full of dread and tension.

He's also the French world champion, unless that story is a badly researched version of this one, or vice versa.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

She's such a horrific troglodyte