Diddlydee

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your understanding of the meaning of 'everybody' is wildly flawed. The comments certainly don't indicate that everyone wants that. There are 16 comments, of which 2 say they like dark mode and 2 say they like light mode.

Nor is providing a comment in reply to the post, positive or negative, in any way hypocritical.

Nor was I shouting at any point.

All in all, that's a terrible misunderstanding of what I actually said.

The downvotes are because people are anal over their preference for dark mode, as always.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (8 children)

That's wild. If we go out for a meal (UK) we'll just leave whatever change we have on the table or hand it to the waitress that served us, maybe 5 to 10 quid. If they try to make it a part of the payment, they'll get nothing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Freddos should still be 10p, like the good old days.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The green bit? In a word: no. I mean, we can eat them but they don't taste great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There is no purpose but to be alive, or rather, you make your own purpose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The bible describes a global flood that covers the highest mountains, so that would not be possible. All freshwater would be subsumed by salt water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

'Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies' were my first words.

The fish thing is something rarely considered and usually leaves dogmatic Christians with their mouth gaping like a fish for a moment as they try to think of an answer (of which there is none).

The Jehovah's Witness guy in my work explained it away (or thought he did) by saying the fish that survived adapted. To which I said 'You mean evolution?'

He, of course, said adaptation is not evolution. The hoop jumping continues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Check out 'Jean Claude Van Johnson'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's terrible advice. Use words not your fists, unless you want to be arrested.

Hit them with a bigger insult and call it a joke. 'Sorry, I couldn't hear you as I was overwhelmed by the horror of your hideous face. Just a joke.' Or 'I'm fat because your (insert family member here) feeds me when I fuck them.'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies, I like to mention the main flaw in Noah's ark being saltwater and freshwater fish. The flood was either fresh or salt, so one of those two types of fish would need to have been stored on the ark to survive. No mention of that, of course.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A joke in Spanish and English, but the punchline is different in each, despite being the same joke. (My Spanish may well be rusty as it's been a while)

De donde se van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio (focus on gato)

Where do cats do when they die? Purrgatory (focus on purr)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

All magic is bullshit, except the type where you are just tricking people into believing things. That's not real magic though.

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