Diddlydee

I don't care enough to hate him, but I dislike him because:

1. He takes credit for the skills of others.
2. He pretends to be an expert on topics he clearly knows little about.
3. He's a scumbag fascist.

I never have breakfast. The Kelloggs company lied when they said it's the most important meal of the day.

I agree completely with your first paragraph.

I haven't thought of this band in years, and just yesterday I was thinking 'what was that shite gig my mate dragged me to in Liverpool about 20 years ago?'

Very odd to see a post about them the very next day.

Does your finger ejaculate? Or, alternatively, is a condom to protect your knob from needles?

I thought that was a joke, but Christ, he really is. What an abject moron.

What a bizarre system. Tax should be taken from your payslip. There should be no need for the individual to figure out anything, unless they are self employed.

A non-Newtonian fluid

I've never had hair like that, but the pic seems like a pretty normal haircut I've seen from mid-90s through to now

I prefer the portmanteau, Fantascist, as it mixes the two and also suggests fantasist.

Seems to be about memes and porn where I'm sitting.

That's expensive, although I've never seen the grade system before. A 12 pack of comparable large grade A eggs in the UK is around 4.50 GBP.