If you are happy enough living with your parents and your son is, I'd stay where I was and save money. Presumably your dad's offer will still stand in a year or two, by which time you will have more money saved.

If you're actively trying to find a partner though, maybe having your own place would suit that.

If so, I'd buy near my parents so that they can still help.

At that price, my tip is zero.

Sounds like the way the US is going to me.

Rise from your grave... Altered Beast, anyone?

Who would believe a word that fucker says?

I never doubted you.

If you're licking urethras, you're doing it wrong.

Judas: Are you coming to the last supper later, Jesus?

Jesus: The what supper?

Judas: The supper. Just the supper.

They never did. Their spelling, meaning, and pronunciation are the same as they have always been.

A family bible is a book to record births, deaths, marriages. My granny has ours and it goes back about 300 years. No idea why they think it would have any impact on their plan.

Literally everyone