If someone is cleaning a floor and I have to walk over it, they're getting several sorrys and at least 2 thank yous, while I do that shrink my body to the side and putting my palms out towards them like a peasant not trying to be whipped by a landed gentry.

I've mopped professionally. It sucks.

I think their point is that even in situations that able bodied people might consider to have "ample seating," it may not be enough for those with disabilities. 3 minutes of walking between benches, I'd say, would probably be considered pretty ample seating by most city planners. It would be no where near enough for my dad, or for my mom before she went full time in the wheelchair. One solution to this could be something along the lines of the little carts they have at Walmart, but like, owned by the city and able to be checked out for free, combined with some people with mobility issues actually getting a say in how the city is planned out, and where the ramps and stuff are for the sidewalks.

"I'm vegan, except for meat, because the meat industry already exists, so the cow is already dead. When the meat industry stops existing I'll stop eating meat. That's veganism."

Is there a double meaning here I'm not aware of? That does just straight up say anals, right?

Between 50 and 63 I'm in heaven. Anything higher than that and all i want to do is go swimming, which as an adult with responsibilities, i never get to. Anything lower than that, and i have to wear more clothes and look fatter than i am.

Ngl, fully expected a clip from South Park.

I want a thick, prehensile tail that's at least 2/3rds as long as my body. I want to be able to use to hold things, hang upside down like a opossum, climb trees, and slap the shit outta Greg from work when he irritates me. That's the kind of tail I wish humans had. I don't care if it's furry or smooth. I'll crochet a tail condom if I need to.

I do not appreciate you using my image in this way. I did not consent to having this picture taken.

Pumpkin Socialist Latte Party of Liberation

Splain? Idgi.

I don't speak Spanish, but I do dabble in learning it occasionally, when I have time. But I've found it super useful for certain things. I dated a nonbinary guy a while back, and while he did use he/him pronouns, he was very uncomfortable with the term "boyfriend," and girlfriend didn't fit either. We settled on novie. Neither of us speak Spanish, but it just fit way better.

It made both of us very happy to piss off conservatives in two languages.

It was a scary moment. For added funny: I am 6'2, 285lbs (188cm, 130kg), and I'm not lying when I say I matrix dodged that shit.