2 weeks to completely decimate Iran

Gives a several month plan

Do rightwingers even read the output anymore?

I don't think this is a :mario-dance: but regardless; another Tango Down

Remember how his wife also slut shamed said woman, and people call her a Feminist Icon today?

I joke that Capitalists would get the most value (figuratively and literally) from Marx, but are ideologically allergic to the reading.

New Wave tried to destroy The Metal

But The Metal had its way

Grunge then tried to dethrone The Metal

But Metal was in the way

Punk Rock tried to destroy The Metal

But Metal was much too strong

Techno tried to defile The Metal

But Techno was proven wrong

also

"After much reflection, I no longer feel it is appropriate to continue the Tenacious D tour, and all future creative plans are on hold."

I guess a spicy comment could destroy the Metal.

a lot of us have turned into total weenies that like puppers and cry a lot?

I'll have you know I was always a total weenie that liked puppers! The edgelord shit came from my himbo ass being confronted with the increasing horrors of the United States and the powerlessness to blunt the tide.

I am so sorry Zoomers, we failed you hard

No. Zoomers now know what not to do. We tried the reasonable and peaceful approaches, just like we were asked. Now there is nothing but disillusionment and the ice-cold thousand yard stare of the next generation as the panicked political elite understand what they broke. The next generation gets to skip the pretense and get straight to the point.

EDIT: Live action recreation of when I discovered US History

Remember when Isntreal said they were using AI to make combat decisions? You know, without any supervision?

Change my view.

BAN

opportunity to build a new city from a blank sheet of paper.

The Shock Doctrine hasn't stopped.

If money, according to Augier, “comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,” capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and dirt.

Karl Marx - Capital v.1

Not only would libs make this joke, they wouldn't wonder at all why these guys were carrying around that flag.