CeliacMcCarthy

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Treatdomor is upon us

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

they hate us for the beauty of our beef

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

any homeschooled child will turn out to be some kind of a goddamn freak

any regular school child will also turn out to be some other kind of a goddamn freak

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago

don't be sad that using the parliamentarian as an excuse to not raise the minimum wage is over, be happy that it happened

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

We live in a society

obama-socialism

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

the crimes of this guilty land etc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

they're jealous that they won't live to witness the end of complex life on earth

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

this has to be a kink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
  • How do you live?

  • I just keep going. I knew this was coming.

  • You knew it was coming?

  • Yeah. This or something like it. I always believed in it.

  • Did you try to get ready for it?

  • No. What would you do?

  • I don’t know.

  • People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn’t believe in that. Tomorrow wasn’t getting ready for them. It didn’t even know they were there.

  • I guess not.

  • Even if you knew what to do you wouldn't know what to do. You wouldn't know if you wanted to do it or not.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

invest in jellyfish

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago

i'm sure they already have

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