We are reaching caveman levels of stupid here
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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Dont insult cavemen like that, i bet these mfkers couldn't track and hunt a mammoth for shit
To be fair, neither could I
Cavemen came up with the Neolithic Revolution. What have we done lately?
they hate us for the beauty of our beef
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and our beef
They hate us cuz they Angus
holy shit
It’s the prions from your beautiful beef
One thing I didn't see coming, but which makes perfect sense when you think about it, is how Trump's sycophants emulate his bizarre way of speaking.
Watch videos of the Manson Family. They all speak with the same cadence and weird word choices as Charlie. Emulating the leader is Cultism 101.
They hate us for:
Our freedom
Our beautiful beef
American cattle listen to AI Hitler speeches 24/7 and grow up with strong ubercow values which intimidates the lesser haplogroups
Chlorine chicken, famous for it's beef
What does that mean?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak
They hate us cuz black angus
So he wants to fuck the beef?
Oh, you don't? 
getting a lotta mileage outta these screenshots of George C. Scott in Exorcist III lately
The scene for reference since I am also screaming "Would YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH" in exactly this same way every time I see one of these headlines
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
BIG BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN BEEFS
Woke European beef (soy) Strong American beef (chad)
maybe it's a good thing because it makes the corruption seem so opaque but it's pretty absurd that since Bush there's only been 8 years where the president has been fully literate
the rot goes all the way down and back up again
stupid stupid nation
beef and fascism, two great tastes that go great together