I'm glad Kissinger lived long enough to suffer Zelensky scolding him for not being bloodthirsty enough.

Imagine watching your successors fuck up the empire you spent your long, ghoulish life building, and then when you finally try to warn them that they're making a mistake, some upjumped little comprador cockroach, the kind you used to be able to have killed and replaced with a single phone call, gives you a public browbeating about your lack of commitment. And then you die.

RIP bozo

Surgical patients call off decision to cap Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield

A fifth zero has hit the DPRK troop number

Huh, from the shaky handheld footage and sneaking my brain just instinctively expected a zoom-in and at the end

Wagners Point

Poverty in Russia Decreased to Historical Low During War

It's been historically lower...

I love too that they literally just, correctly identified the imperial hierarchy*. Like yeah, that's the order they're gonna have to be taken out in. They know their Empire perfectly.

(*plus Italy for some reason??)

"I have placed information vital to the survival of Hamas into the memory systems of this R2 unit... Help me Vladimir Putin, you're my only hope."

Debating apps

They now know exactly how many sidewinder missiles it takes to shoot down three balloons

(four)

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