WW3 prevented entirely by the love of one man for making deals

Surgical patients call off decision to cap Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield

Qin Shi Huangdi's foremost ecomaoist supersoldier

Huh, from the shaky handheld footage and sneaking my brain just instinctively expected a zoom-in and at the end

Wagners Point

"I have placed information vital to the survival of Hamas into the memory systems of this R2 unit... Help me Vladimir Putin, you're my only hope."

Debating apps

They now know exactly how many sidewinder missiles it takes to shoot down three balloons

(four)

Uhm epSCUSE me, it is actually Very Important to have Good Art as it can only be produced and appreciated by superior* (*western, male) beings such as myself, see below for an important example

Look, look! The line's gonna go down! Well okay, but it's gonna stop going up! Well okay, but it'll go up slower! Well okay, but...