Bonus:

removed a line from Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concern, but really doctor there was no harm done"

Oh jeeze, what am I looking at and how do I join?

Just shoot them all first and let Glob sort it out

This is why I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in my starships. Happens all the time.

That's it, the hogs of war are let loose. I'm gonna Machiavelli all over the place now.

Well you think that, but just like Dax, the yoke of capilatism is appealling. Then you remember you aren't just getting into bed with Jadziya, but with an old grizzle man, few other strangers, maybe even a being with barbed genitals. There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again