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[–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Logically, there is but one choice

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I'm more of a Kayshon. Jonah Hill, references out of control.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago*

    I eat bones, he eat bones. It feels good to see yourself represented.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I want to say Rutherford, but I know anyone who answers this is really a Boim. So I guess Boim it is.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Rutherford ... I could just stare at the warp core all day ... even as the ship burns and flies into the gravitational pull of a nearby black hole

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    TEAM SHAX! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago
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    I want to say Mariner but I'm defiantly a Tendi.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    I'm like if Boimler and Rutherford got Tuvixed.

    Boimtherford.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    I'm one of the unnamed crew of starbase 80, for sure.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    The best part is that, instead of being rivals, they’re all BFFs ❤️

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Mariner, except I have a stronger commitment to delinquency.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    I wish I was a tenth as motivated as any of them

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    @negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am... I don't trust myself .... Aaaargh, like Boimler.
    I'm Boimler. Tell me I'm not Boimler. Come on.
    Guys?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    Dr. T'ana or grumpy young Rutherford if I had to choose. Gotta know how stuff works but I'm gonna yell and swear at it while I fix it.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Yeah they are really competent, so none of them

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I'm definitely a Tendi. Science FTW!

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  • Mariner seems like she's done self sabotaging, so none of them, really.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I'm 95% Samanthan with a dash of Boims.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I’m a Rutherford who likes to think he’s a Mariner

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I am totally on team Tendi. She's such an amazing character. Brains and a badass, not to mention I love her enthusiasm over the small things. Out of all the Star Trek shows and movies, of all the crew we've ever encountered, I have rarely enjoyed a character so much, except for maybe The Doctor and Garak.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    That image of Rutherford looks like prime template material. 👀

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Tendi, easily. Past me was more Mariner, though.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    a bit more Mariner than Tendi, but it's close and varies according to material conditions

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Mariner but on like 10% energy.

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