this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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*meme edited for average Lemmy attention span.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bard, Garak is definitely a bard.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must be mistaken. He is nothing but a simple tailor

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Strange to have such a high charisma rating for a plain, simple tailor...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was on team Quark, but now I ride and die for Garak.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The teams aren’t mutually exclusive, quark could be a costar on Garak’s ‘a simple tailor’ show

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remake of Three's Company with Garak, Julian, and Dax sharing an apartment, and Quark as the landlord.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would watch the CRAP out of this!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You son of a bitch - I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, I'm sure I got that one right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah he definitely pronounces it Kant, you were spot on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caunt…. I feel uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It’s just like cant but With a softer a and an h jammed in.

Does it help if I say khan’t?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That bothers you more than "transverb ribs"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who cares if the verb is trans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it's not transitive then it's an action verb and it could be acting upon any one of us 🙀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's Klingon. Q'lavi'kal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa, I just watched this episode and almost made this exact meme!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was being so productive too until I heard this conversation. Then it was all engines stop, power up photoshops

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please stop…. I still have work to do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

(╥﹏╥)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*meme edited for average Lemmy attention span.

tl;dr?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

removed a line from Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concern, but really doctor there was no harm done"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They can never recover from that.