BigLenin

joined 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

Oh boy I can't wait to get hit in the shoulder by a 9mm hollow point from 2 miles away that Officer Chud Donut shot at a 747!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

These days caffeine just makes me anxious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that's easy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

"Our military operations here are meant to settle people here, which in turn will justify our military operations here."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At 930pm on a rainy December day?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was at 930pm.

In winter.

On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it's not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Boobs, most likely

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Yeah sure, that's totally a real place in "England"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Idk, what if I hadn't been in a car?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I must See all the Pee Pee.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.

That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.

I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.

view more: ‹ prev next ›