I use Arch.

Heh, this one is always a fun reminder

And the blacksmith

Could always dissolve in a tiny bit of water boiled like making a simple syrup. Then add to the moo juice to make thilk. You could even flavor it however you want; it would be a 1950's dream.

If you're not compiling your own kernel are you really running Arch?

My car just broke and I'm waiting on the tow truck, this post speaks to me.

Clonezilla

Kegel exercise helps with that.

D.A.R.E to say no

I play with distro's on task specific PC's but with my main rig I stick with my distro.

I find myself talking to my terminal out loud