Wait, has Ben & Jerry's always been this based?

Good thing the Democrats already gave up all their leverage for the next six months, or else they might be expected to do something to capitalize on this.

Seriously? Anyone voting for mister "grab them by the pussy" has zero right to criticize a married man for talking about having sex with his wife. What an absolute nothing of a story.

Encouraging Jews to leave "voluntarily" was Hitler's first step, too. Then when most people don't want to leave their homes, you justify your escalation by saying you gave them a chance.

But if teachers were paid well, more talented people might decide to become teachers, and then children would receive better educations and possibly start to question why our society is structured the way it is. Much better to solve the problem at its root and keep everyone ignorant.

Maybe if they had expelled him over the child sex trafficking thing he wouldn't have been able to do this.

Every single study on UBI finds that it is a good idea that benefits both the recipients and society as a whole, but because it contradicts the dominant ideology it can't be allowed to happen.

The most common cause of their anxiety — the future.

Completely reasonable. I'm a Millenial and I also have a lot of anxiety about the future. Previous generations screwed us all really hard.

"Our company is like a professional sports team, except we are definitely not going to pay you like actual professional sports players." - a guy who makes way too much money

I'm so glad the country doesn't have any actual problems that need to be addressed so the Senate can afford to spend time on nonsense like this.

I can't get over the fact that this is the guy who was supposed to be some kind of tech genius.

Um, what the fuck? Can people just not be terrible for a little while, please?