That is some BS! Honestly, I probably would have dealt with that kid schoolyard-style (though, I'm not proud of that as an adult). My school never pretended the cameras were out of service. They just got rid of them after a teacher was accused of inappropriate behavior with a senior. Claimed they never worked. He "left for another state" later that week. I'm sure it was unrelated...
Very true. Saying the cameras don't work is enough to keep the cops out of it. After all, hearsay between kids is never taken seriously. No footage, means no proof, means no cops. Then they can keep the facade of the school being crime-free.
Leads me to believe that the cameras never actually worked.
I'd say they're not lying. They do value your privacy. It's making them, and 797 of their closest friends, a lot of money.
That kid you knew was a dick. At least he taught you a valuable lesson, I guess.
Let's find out!
[Yeets a PokeBall at the cop]
This is an awesome idea. Here are a couple (here's one, here's another, and for kicks and giggles a third).
But, then, how will I know about that product that I don't need and will never buy, that is literally on every shelf in every store? (/s, in case that wasn't obvious)
I hate that I understood this joke. Take my angry upvote.
Next pane: it was on reddit, the answer comment now says "fuck spez".