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[–] 96 points 3 years ago* (19 children)

I'm scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

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  • [+] 51 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Rather than losing my loved ones, I think I'd be more scared of losing my love for them. Either via a cold heart or dementia.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Dementia scares me too. I've seen it with two people now. It's like they're living in dreams all the time. Turn a corner or something changes and it's a whole different scenario and you don't know what's going on.

    I get night terrors. Some dreams seriously feel like they last for days and it's next to impossible to wake up. Living like that 24/7 at the end of my life sounds horrifying.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    This. No one realizes that your probably not gonna make it to 100 in perfect health. If your body doesn't go, it will be your mind. Either way, it does not sound appealing.

    If nothing else, the arthritis has gotten so bad, you wanna off yourself anyways.

    Hard pass.

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  • [–] 83 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    We have robots. It's the future now. We should be retiring at 85 while the robots live in luxurious sky cities.

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  • [–] 72 points 3 years ago (33 children)

    We should be retiring at 50. This is bullshit.

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    [–] 66 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    middle aged would be around 36.

    I didn't come here to be insulted.

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    [–] 61 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    According to my kids:

    0-30 is young.

    31-60 is middle aged.

    61-90 is old.

    Over 90 is fucking old.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    The whole point of calling somebody "middle-aged" is that they're in that indeterminate space where they definitely aren't young anymore, but they aren't like, old, old, yet, basically they're still able-bodied enough to hold down a job.

    Not one. Not the other. Somewhere in the middle. Middle-aged.

    30 isn't so old, but it depends hard on the person in question, some are still in great shape, but many 30-year-olds have been nursing a back problem and/or jacked knees for years by the time the birthday comes, they sure as hell don't feel young. Some 30s haven't had kids yet, some of them have kids in middle school. So that averages out, and we onboard you to this shitty party at 30. If you can still rock the swimwear at 30, do it, and don't take it for granted.

    For the record, we don't care what children think old is. Children are insane.

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    [–] 58 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I don’t disagree, but people get confused by average lifespan because it includes babies that die. If you live to 60, in the USA you’re expected to live another 21.4 years (almost 82). https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/05/long-life-does-not-always-mean-a-healthy-life-in-old-age.html

    And that number is still an average. But I get it, 50 still isn’t the middle.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    People don't understand what life expectancy means, specifically because 99% of the time, people are talking about life expectancy at birth. What life expectancy st birth means is that half the babies are going to be dead before X years (in the case of OP picture that mean half are going to die before reaching 73 yo), so yeah, the majority of people is going to be 50 yo at some point of their life.

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    [–] 45 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Thanks for starting my day with giving me a midlife crisis.

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    [–] 43 points 3 years ago (12 children)

    eh, you're free to retire in your mid 30s. it's easy. i retired in my late 30s, then went back to work again when I ran out of money a few years later. it was nice, i look forward to retiring again.

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    [–] 41 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Avg life span is 80+ in most countries..

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago

    I've never heard anybody suggest that 50 is middle aged, usually it's traditionally been 30, or nowadays with life expectancies being higher, 36 is spot on.

    Anyway, we're all going to work until we're dead, to keep the rich ruling class fed. There's no escape.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I thought 50 was the middle of your adult life, 20-80 ish years old

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    [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I've always viewed middle aged as 40s

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    [–] 23 points 3 years ago

    Right cuz that’s why people work til 65. Totally just a choice/s

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Wait, your retirement age is less than the average lifespan?

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    [–] 22 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Uhm, retirement was invented for the elderly who can't really work on the fields/processing plants anymore. Work changed and people got older since then.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Most people still work manual labor jobs. Cognitive ability also declines with age. Age discrimination during hiring/recruiting is fairly common (witnessed it at nearly every job I've ever had, even though it's illegal, and I've had a lot of jobs). There aren't enough "bullshit jobs" like Walmart greeter for everybody. Aging population can be solved by permissible immigration (which are comparably younger populations), but there are too many racists and politicians worried about demographic shifts.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    I guess the point is you're middle aged in regards to your contribution to society. First 15-20 years of your life you pretty much just "take", while the following 50ish you are expected to chip in. In those terms, 50 sounds about right as being referred to as "middle aged".

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    [–] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The average life expectancy of men in the US is 73 (it was 74 pre-COVID).

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    [–] 18 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    If they told you 36 is middle age you would be less inclined to live

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    According to some module I had to take yesterday, 18-44 is “young adult” and 45 to something is “middle aged.”

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Since when do people think 50 is middle-aged? To me it's always been 30-something years old

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago*

    Same here. For me, 40 is middle aged, since 80 is the normal age to die. Sure, some die earlier and others later, but once you reach 20 (i.e. discounting the premature deaths), the average woman reaches 81 and the average male 78 or so.

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago*

    I like the energy, but this is still a dumb take, even if it's common. Where TF did the idea that middle= midpoint come from? So does "middle age" last just an instant?

    We have young, and elderly, so what do we call the span in the middle when you're neither of those?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    The problem is that we are living longer and healthier than even before and the trend is to keep on rising.

    What the real problem is that allowing a person to actually live is troublesome for the current system in place, as in if you do not produce, you are not valuable.

    But you are.

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    The worst part about this is that it reminds me that I'm close to having lived the statistical half of my life, damn.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    So, what's the average life expectancy of people who live past the age of 30?

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    [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Y'all get out of here. Middle age starts at 40. Don't at me.

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