This is like the opposite of Obama pretending to read Marx to impress a beatnik or whatever the fuck he said
Ethereal bisexual goth
so i pretended to care, but that didnt get me any pussy though
The smooth skinned sociology major:
Obama confirmed as ghoul from Fallout
Now, if he had scored by being the slimy dipshit he kept on being and gave him the presidency, would he boast about it? or rather lie saying "oh yes being a fraud didn't got me far [wink wink]"
I mean, everyone who has any idea who those cited writers were knows he's a spineless fraud today. But is it really easier to get the presidency than getting laid?
Why are my fellow fascists so dumb and uncultured?? 
How does one become so well known as a zionist with no game, that when a journalist decides to write an article, they think to interview you?
when i used tinder in october or november i matched with a couple open zionists just to insult them lmao. i called one girl a fascist genocide lover right after she complimented me and blocked before she could report 🫶🇵🇸
TYFYS
Don’t do it so soon. You gotta manipulate them into thinking you’re interested then break their heart.
Basically the DENNIS system, except you engage virtually
Good. Die dry and shamed by history.
"Why are all my fellow Zionists boring dipshits?"
Even when I set it to "Jewish only".
Bruh wut? I've been out of the dating game for a while but do dating apps these days really let you filter by race/religion?
I thought that's what jdate was
Pretty sure the ones that let you filter have let you filter by anything you want with a premium account.
Also do people list their race/religion on their dating profile? I have no experience in this but I feel like those would at least be a second date topic.
Yes, granted depending on where you are in America everyone has "Christian" on their profile, on top of that there are a couple of races/religion specific dating sites (black people meet, Christian mingle)
Why is this racist loser's sex life a matter of public record?
So we can mock them
Oh my lord this is brilliant and the irony is 
Thanks, I hate it.
New Israeli tech startup: OK Fascist
Won’t someone think of the Zionist cum
the IOF certainly does
Zionist are unfuckable
That’s why the Israeli government has to send men to their deaths in order for them to bust a nut
"~~Death Note~~"
"Death Nut" :kelly:
Remember all the similar articles about Trump nerds whinging about nobody wanting to fuck them anymore?
You get what you deserve
Zionists deserve much worse than "less interesting" matches.
I meant general unhappiness, misery, and worse.
The way they end that fucking article, holy shit.
Most of my generation say they want to Free Palestine but all I want is a good date who isn’t turned off because I’m Jewish
One they're not turned off because you're Jewish, they're turned off because you're a genocide and apartheid apologist. Two, equating someone's dating prospects drying up to people being slaughtered in an open air prison is maybe not the mic drop the writer seems to think it is.
"Everybody is turned off by my fascination with 1930's/1940's Germany. Its really hard to get a date!"
The plan: get into online dating. At best, I find a girlfriend. At worst, one of the Zionists with low self esteem match with me out of desperation, and I lower their self esteem even more
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