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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

Let's not forget that this happens because of poor regulations that make it easy for contaminated water to get into the produce fields.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yo that’s green leaf in the picture

Sincerely,

The lettuce post police

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

ACAB, get him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If it's been a while, does that mean romaine lettuce has killed before? Am I complacent about a green killer among us?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was around for all the lettuce related outbreaks at Chipotle in 2015. The stock price tumbled like 40% because of that. Bunch of people got salmonella and E. coli.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Time to start microwaving my lettuce! ~~Or (more reasonably), just keeping it cleaner/fresher than some unfortunate minimum-wage fast-food worker.~~

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

More like allow the migrant workers forced to pick it for sub minimum wage have access to clean facilities instead of making them just poo in the field.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also not watering it with sewage water tends to help

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Sounds like an unsolvable problem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You're probably right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

John Oliver suggests a flame thrower

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Romaine says you'd better keep sewage runoff out of its water supply, if you know what's good for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

However, it has not been a while since we killed romaine lettuce.