I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.
If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.
Edit: I just looked up this Aella person
Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist
I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent
It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.
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They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
They apparently only got three minutes each
Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.
She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
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Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.
They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.
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Begging my fellow men to have some standards Jesus Christ.
1600 people wanted to have sex with someone who hasn't showed in a month and averages one shower every 11 days? Fucking hell.
I have bad news about how often those men probably shower.
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Holy shit. I can't figure out which would be worse; her not showering days before the gangbang or days after it.
I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT TWITTER HANDLE FROM SOMETHING 
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The Ones Who Walked Away From Aella
fucking bravo, it’s been a while since a comment made me cackle like this.
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This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.
I posted something that was funny, reality is a distant second notion to me
The numbers probably are real, she wrote a massive essay about it on her substack that I can't read because I will not be giving this demon any money.
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I'm going to leave it up just because the thread is so funny.
Nah, this is a trip report about her sex work. We support sex workers usually. Especially if their job is to take money from tech bros.
And people say romance is dead.
this is immensly hilarious but you should tag it nsfw
but what if I want to get you in trouble at work?
smh im a communist, you think i'm employed?
Shinigami eyes flags the account red. Who even is this person
-famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cult
Effective Altruism
It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them (
) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.
What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.
Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.
pick the right careers and make donations
On first blush, there's a certain amount of logic to this, but then the EA people all "realized that AI is the most dangerous thing ever" and started giving all of their money to each other's AI startups, so whatever it started as it ended up being a techbro grift.
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17 came in Aella
20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all
another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event
This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer
I glanced through the article she posted. She had 5 fluffers and additional people holding her down (she has a non consensual kink). I think overall the ratio of participants in the orgy and "staff" at the orgy were 1:1.
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Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.
Oh yeah, lots of people on twitter are freaking out about it like it's morally reprehensible and I don't really understand that. I just think it's funny that she's a datafreak about her gangbang and the way she shared the data/story is kind of strange and funny.
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Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.
:blinking-guy-gif:
His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.
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Alas she is very pro-"israel"
wait what the person who posted this banger tweet would be zionist?
imagine my shock
(cw ableism)
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The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.
Listen here number cruncher
Aella posts are a class 1 cognitohazard 
Never thought I'd say the sentence "Well there's a Sankey chart I'll never be able to unsee," but here I am saying it because this is hell and and of course we have libertarian sexworker data scientists and really sad Johns doing really sad exit interviews.
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This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny
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