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[+] 108 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)
  • [–] 84 points 2 years ago* (11 children)

    I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

    If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

    Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

    Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

    I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

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  • [–] [S] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

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  • [–] [S] 102 points 2 years ago (19 children)
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    [–] 98 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    The Ones Who Walked Away From Aella

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    [–] 64 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago

    And people say romance is dead.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    this is immensly hilarious but you should tag it nsfw

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (24 children)

    Shinigami eyes flags the account red. Who even is this person

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    reddit-logo-famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cult

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    Effective Altruism

    It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them (marx) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.

    What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.

    Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    oh to be an orgy cum stenographer

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    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    17 came in Aella

    20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all

    another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event

    This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago*

    Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    :blinking-guy-gif:

    His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.

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  • [+] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Listen here number cruncherkiryu-slam

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  • [+] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)
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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    Aella posts are a class 1 cognitohazard memetic-kill-agent

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  • This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's difficult for me to believe 15 guys went through all that trouble and didn't even bother to cum.

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