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[+] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

They apparently only got three minutes each

Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.

She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

visible-disgust

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.

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[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago

Important context

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Begging my fellow men to have some standards Jesus Christ.

1600 people wanted to have sex with someone who hasn't showed in a month and averages one shower every 11 days? Fucking hell.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I have bad news about how often those men probably shower.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT TWITTER HANDLE FROM SOMETHING

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Holy shit. I can't figure out which would be worse; her not showering days before the gangbang or days after it.

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[-] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Ones Who Walked Away From Aella

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

obama-medal fucking bravo, it’s been a while since a comment made me cackle like this.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

I posted something that was funny, reality is a distant second notion to me

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

The numbers probably are real, she wrote a massive essay about it on her substack that I can't read because I will not be giving this demon any money.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I'm going to leave it up just because the thread is so funny.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, this is a trip report about her sex work. We support sex workers usually. Especially if their job is to take money from tech bros.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

And people say romance is dead.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

this is immensly hilarious but you should tag it nsfw

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

but what if I want to get you in trouble at work?

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

smh im a communist, you think i'm employed?

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Shinigami eyes flags the account red. Who even is this person

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

reddit-logo -famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cult

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Effective Altruism

It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them ( marx ) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.

What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.

Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pick the right careers and make donations

On first blush, there's a certain amount of logic to this, but then the EA people all "realized that AI is the most dangerous thing ever" and started giving all of their money to each other's AI startups, so whatever it started as it ended up being a techbro grift.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh to be an orgy cum stenographer

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

17 came in Aella

20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all

another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event

This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I glanced through the article she posted. She had 5 fluffers and additional people holding her down (she has a non consensual kink). I think overall the ratio of participants in the orgy and "staff" at the orgy were 1:1.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, lots of people on twitter are freaking out about it like it's morally reprehensible and I don't really understand that. I just think it's funny that she's a datafreak about her gangbang and the way she shared the data/story is kind of strange and funny.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

:blinking-guy-gif:

His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Alas she is very pro-"israel"

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

wait what the person who posted this banger tweet would be zionist?

imagine my shock

(cw ableism)

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

mandela

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

cat nyet

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Listen here number cruncher kiryu-slam

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Aella posts are a class 1 cognitohazard memetic-kill-agent

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Never thought I'd say the sentence "Well there's a Sankey chart I'll never be able to unsee," but here I am saying it because this is hell and and of course we have libertarian sexworker data scientists and really sad Johns doing really sad exit interviews.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It's difficult for me to believe 15 guys went through all that trouble and didn't even bother to cum.

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